What an absolute fog?
- When the policeman shouts the top of the pilot light colors.

- What is the absolute offensive?
- If stupidity coupled with willpower and hard work.

- Who is the absolute diplomat?
- Someone who can send you to hell, it almost expect to departure.

- Who is the absolute innocence?
- The nun who worked the condom factory thinks that mice make a sleeping bag.

- Who is the absolute peasant?
- Those who have been in the nursery was a sign of bacon.

- Who is the absolute well-mannered assassin?
- Everyone who works silenced pistol library.

- What is the absolute drunkenness?
- When you sit in a room with three people in it, we used a öveg whiskey apiece, and one of them goes out and the other two are trying to figure out which one went out.

- Who is the absolute Scotland?
- Anyone who commits suicide when he hears that are available at a discount casket.

- Who is the absolute lazy horse?
- He acquitted himself from the tournament.

- What is the absolute slogan?
- Alcohol is the enemy of mankind. Those who fled to the enemy, the coward.

- What is the absolute double feeling?
- When my mother-in-law carom new car.

- What is the absolute poor organization?
- Skinhead for wedding band called Gypsy.

- Who is the absolute cop?
- Anyone who is arrested by the calabash gourd and the death cap.

- What is the absolute lack of appetite?
- When the patient is not izle are the foods that made the doctor banned.

- Who is the absolute naive pregnant women?
- Who kinyittatja the szüloszobában the window to be able to fly to the freshman.

- Who is the absolute bomb no?
- Anyone who goes into the pantry where the sausages are all standing up.

- Who is the absolute communist?
- He stars in red instead of the tooth crown stack.

- Who is absolutely no sex addict?
- Whoever you buy bananas ask where the fitting room.

- What an absolute tragedy?
- When you are unlucky day of the mayfly.

- Who is the absolute henpecked?
- Who had a little free, but you have to open it.

- What is the absolute narrow river?
- The one with only one coast.

- What is absolutely terrible?
- If you really want to fight, but not by yourself.

- Who is an absolute idiot?
- He single-handedly launched an intellectual competition, and only the second prize is worth it.

- Who is the absolute distrust?
- Those who are counted after the handshake that has been packed with the fingers.

- Who has the absolute persuasiveness?
- In the husband who can convince his wife that all fur make me look fat.

- What is the absolute wrong?
- From which they can share with the wig.

- What is the absolute kaktuszhamisítvány?
- A potted hedgehog.

- What is the absolute classy article?
- On the skirt.

- Who is the absolute upstart?
- Who is the Scarecrow (garden gnomes) is mink coat dresses.

- Who is the absolute football fans?
- Anyone who thinks that de Gaulle kicked Albert Florian.

- What is absolutely nothing?
- A balloon peeled.

- What is the absolute civility?
- Who offers the used oil space.

- Who is the absolute vain fishing?

- Who is fishing only tükörpontyra.

- Who is the absolute courteous?
- He apologizes to the chair, you can enter the leg.
- Who is knocking on the closet door before opening it.
- He knocks on the toilet door outwards.

- What is the absolute terror?
- Making the wig is goodness sake.

- Who is the absolute low?
- The player with the ground-freezing will be whipping her hair.
- He who must climb a ladder to pick strawberries.
- The only one who sees sámliról under the cabinet.
- Anyone can walk swords under the rug.

- Who is absolutely no lean?
- Those who swallow an aspirin when you see pregnant.
- Who, when sitting in a two-forint, a dollar fifty pence exposed.
- Who should be checking twice, once to take notice.

- What is the absolute prestigious high-end restaurant?
- Which bra for the goose is served.

- Who is the absolute optimist?
- A husband who is the wife of the engine running in front of the fashion house guests.

- What is the absolute drought?
- When the trees they run after the dogs.

- Who is the absolute hooligan?
- He leads the zebra crossing an old blind man, and when he reaches a showcase for her, says, go daddy, puddle!

- Who is the absolute fat?
- Who will start around a fly and what is merely circular tank twice.
- Who is easier to jump than to circumvent.

- What is the absolute pomposity?
- If a worm says to go to go fishing.

- What is the absolute impertinence?
- Someone shit under the window and knock papírért.

- What is the absolute class struggle?
- When the party house cat chasing a church mouse.

- What is the absolute lung?
- A cow's ass so hard blow to straighten the horns.

- Who's the absolute cross-eyed?
- Those who cry, the tears running down his back.

- Who is the absolute optimist?
- When two gay gang and layette purchase.

- Those who, when they fall to the sixth floor, the first start-storeys swear that the wind blew the hat off his head.
- Who is an absolute knock-kneed?

- If you can just wash basin full two feet.
- What is the absolute lethargy?

- When you have someone there as there where, but why.
- Who is the absolute skinny?

- He was talking to himself and kihallatszik.
- Anyone soap and lather her breasts.

- Whoever sits in a forintira and sticks out from eighty pence.
- Who is absolute poverty?

- Those who are also piles of copper.
- What is the absolute bad luck?

- Who claims to be subsiding and next fall.
- What is absolutely impossible?

- Sea bottom panties pulled.
- Tip toes socks pulled.

- When the gypsy traditions mine strike hindering police graduation ceremony.
- Orphanage of the parents' meeting.

- Deserted island in the scuffle.
- The weeping willow spirits to find out.

- What an absolute shame?
- If one cookie from the eyes to the odakozmál.

- What is the absolute dirty trick?
- Ostrich scare over the concrete.

- Who is the absolute pompous?
- Anyone who thinks he's smarter than me.

- Who is the absolute thin?
- Anyone who shines right through the day.

- What is the absolute bad luck?
- Falling repülogéprol sinking ship fall.

- When there is an absolute cold?
- When the polar bear will start even with choke.
- When the family tree is burned.
- When the pig leather gloves will libabborös.
- When the frosty lips of the man smile.
- When dentures chattering in the glass.

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